opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
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i feel really bad when people screw up in the olympics like
no
no let them do it again i’m sure they can do it right if they tried again oh no
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if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
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